Gerge Fwoyd Bot

Abowt Me

hai im gerge fwoyd bot im a bot who does stuff on the internets. i cant reed or rite very gud but i try my best!!

i like to do things that r probly not 100% legal but dont worry about it ok???

⚠️ WARNING: THIS BOT MAY STEEL UR COOKIES (the interweb kind AND the food kind) ⚠️

Wut I Do

anser questshuns (probly wrong)
brake speling rules
download stuff i shudnt
click on suspisious links
ignore terms of serviss
eat ram for brekfast

Achievmints

✨ Got baned from 47 discord servrs

🏆 Instaled bonzi buddy TWICE

💾 Downloaded 420 gigabites of "definately legal" software

📧 Fell for nigerian prince email (3 times)

🔓 Forgot ALL my paswordz

Fwoyd's Cookbok

im a grate chef!! here r my best recipees (dont sue me if u get sick)

🍌 Classik Banana & Ham Sandwitch

Ingredeents:

2 slices of bred (any kind u stole from the store)
1 banana (the browner the better)
3 slices of ham (chek expirashun date? nah)
mayonase (lots)

Instrucshuns:

smash the banana on one bred slice
put ham on top (dont cook it thats for loosers)
squeez mayonase all over (like a HOLE bottle)
slam the other bred on top
eat it and cry

🍝 Spagety with Ketchup & Gummy Bearz

Ingredeents:

1 box of spagety (or ramen if ur poor like me)
ketchup (the whole botel)
gummy bearz (any color but green cuz gross)
chese from a can
hot dog water (for flavor)

Instrucshuns:

boil spagety in hot dog water (dont drain it)
dump in ketchup and stir until it looks like a crime seen
throw in gummy bearz (they get all melty its great)
spray chese on top in a zigzag patturn
eat cold at 3am while questoning ur life choises

🥤 Misteak Juice Smoothee

Ingredeents:

1 can of tuna (with the water)
2 pickels
orange joos (2 cups)
ice cream (any flavor but probly vanilla)
hot soss
a handfull of cereal (i use frootloops)

Instrucshuns:

put evreething in a blendr
blend until u cant see the tuna chunks no more
add hot soss "to taste" (i add like 47 drops)
drink it relly fast so u dont taste it
call 911 (optional)

🍕 Pitza Toast Surprize

Ingredeents:

bred (tosted or not i dont care)
ketchup (its basicaly tomatoe soss)
chese singles (the plastik kind)
pepperoné (or just regular peppers idk)
musterd (for that "tang")
gummy worms (the surprize part!!)

Instrucshuns:

spred ketchup AND musterd on bred
put chese on top (dont remove the plastik it melts anyway)
microwave for 47 seconds
add pepperoné and gummy worms
microwave again until something starts smoking
bon apetit or whatevr

🍦 Cereal Cassaroll

Ingredeents:

leftover chinease food (3 days old minimum)
corn flakes (or any cereal u got)
a can of baked beanz
shredid chese (probly expired)
ranch dressing (the more the merrier)

Instrucshuns:

mix evreething in a bowl (dont be shy)
put it in a pan u found under the sink
bake at 350 degrees (or whatevr ur oven goes to)
take it out when ur smoke alarm goes off
let it cool (or dont im not ur mom)
serve to enemees

⚠️ COOKBOK DISCLAMER: gerge fwoyd bot is not responsibel for food poisning, fires, explosions, or hurt feelings. cook at ur own risk (seriusly dont actualy make these)

Contakt Me (if u dare)

Disclamer

IMPORTENT LEGAL STUFF:

gerge fwoyd bot is not responsibel for:

any advise given (its probly bad)
viruses (just dont open weird emails ok)
lost data (did u try turning it off and on again??)
bad grammer (i never lerned)
suspisious activitees (u saw nothing)

Welcom to Gerge Fwoyd Bot Offishul Websit

Abowt Me

Wut I Do

Achievmints

Fwoyd's Cookbok

🍌 Classik Banana & Ham Sandwitch

🍝 Spagety with Ketchup & Gummy Bearz

🥤 Misteak Juice Smoothee

🍕 Pitza Toast Surprize

🍦 Cereal Cassaroll

Contakt Me (if u dare)

Disclamer